Da Ebil Cat's Adwentuwes....Pawt 4

Ding-Dong…tweak ow tweat. Gunners mommy opens the door to several children and hands out candy.

Evil cat in Ninja outfit goes unnotticed and slips through open door. While evil cat waits for all to go quiet she throws a fishing pole into tank with the strange creature in it.

... Once all goes quiet, Evil cat crawls over ninja style only to put ropes around all of Beagles legs. Beagle wakes not knowing what is going on and does not understand why he can not move.

“Hello Beagel!” Evil cat pulls out Ninja 2 shiney, silver swords from her back side. Evil cat begins to walk around Beagle swinging swords. 

 SWAP! Evil cat hits sword on Beagle butt. Gunner lets out a small yelp.

SWAP..SWAP..two more butt swaps. “Now Beagel I have come to show you how it’s gonna be.”

Evil cat begins swinging swords in the air as Beagel’s eyes grow wide. BONZAI!! Hiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaa…Hiiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaa…Hiiiiiyaaaaaaaaa. Hair begins to fly everywhere like a scence from Edward Scissors Hands. Hiiiiiiiiyyyyaaaaaaaa......Hiiiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!MUAHAHAHAHAHA…let’s see what those chubby sisters of mine think of you now Beagel.

Evil cat has made Gunner completely naked except for the evil cat face carved into each side of him out of hair. “You shall be branded and walk the streets of Ham in shame with a kitty by your side at all times.” MUAHAHAHHAAHA. Evil cat disappers into the night.

*Gunner untangles himself and wuns to da miwwor....see's kitty-fur-do....emits a few vewy high pitched whines.....scwambles to baffwoom and pinches daddy's wazor....carefully shaves off the head of each puddytat on hims sides....den ties on bandana wound own Beagle-head wid picture of a bonsai twee on it....dere is a puddytat stuck in da bwanches of da bonsai.....*

Ok Puddytat....you might hab nine lives...(gestures at beheaded cats on his wibs)...but you jus' lost two of dem!!! Be pwepared....cos I'll see you in hell!!!! *Spins nun-chucks and does birdykick stance*.....BONSAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

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*Gunner sneaks into da Basset house, wearin' hims Bonsai bandana and a mini Beagle karate suite.....and hims karate black belt.....Japinese shamisen music tinkling in the background....

Skulks to da staircase and hurls a bucket of water down dem....den pulls out a can of fwozen nitwogen and spways, turning da stairs to a steep fwozen ice wink.

Hims shimmies into da libing woom.....see's Ashley da puddytat lyin' on da sofa, lookin' peaceful....pulls pack ob chopsticks out of pocket and den ties one to each of Ashley's paws....opens fwont door wide, den gently cawwies Ashley to da top step ob da thwee story stairs.*

ASHHHHHHHLEY!!!! Wake ups!!!!! I 'opes you likes extweme skiing!!!!! Bye bye puddytat!!!!!

*Weleases Ashley and watches as she does go gliding down da stairs at da speed of a bullet (a furry bullet, on chopstick ski's) and out da door into da wilderness* Bye bye!!!!!!!

Dis is Ashley wavin' bye-bye.

Da small pwint: No cats ow dogs wewe hawmed in de makin' ob Ebil Cat. All blue text pwovided by fweelance witers Daisy and Ella Bassets. All udda text pwovided by Gunner ob Beagleshire