Hello Beagle! I hear you have challenged me, the great one to a dual. I accept said dual and would like to introduce myself as Ashley. You may call me Ashley.
*Evil cat leaps toward Gunner to give him 4 swats on the face. She jumps on his back using it to leap off toward the top of the fridge. Kicks open Gunner's liver pot and eats all his liver. Evil cat leaps through the air and out the window shouting behind her....until we meet again little doggie.* MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Gunner awakens, disorientated, wid da smell of catnip in da air and a paw mark on his face...spies liber-crumb trail leading out the door....follows trail back ober da pond and into da garden of da Buttercups....
Ashley is lyin' on da gwass, lickin' hers paws...Gunner hides behind a tree and throws out a slice of snausage....Ashley is apparently vewy greedy as she leaps on it and gobbles it down.....Gunner throw anudda, dis one a bit closed to hims twee....den anudda, each leadin' closer to da twee, until Ashley just a metre away....den de hidden twap is activated, da twee bwanches does fly up and da net does too....Ashley is twapped in da net, hangin fwom da bwanches.....Gunner does sniff at her and den sticks out his tongue*....
Yous stuck fow now ebil cat....and yous mudda habs jus' served up da tuna!!! Daisy an' Ella, we habs tuna-dinns!!! Weez eatin' it in fwont of Ashley, so's she can smell it....no Ashley, you not swipe at me....yes it does smell nice.....oh no, Daisy and Ella did eats your bit.....bwhahahahahahahaaa
Da small pwint: No cats ow dogs wewe hawmed in de makin' ob Ebil Cat. All blue text pwovided by fweelance witers Daisy and Ella Bassets. All udda text pwovided by Gunner ob Beagleshire.
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