Yesterday it was Halloween, so we did hab lots of tweats in da house, but not as many as we should hab had. Da weason for dis was, to no one's surpwise, me mudda. Let me elabowate....
On da Fursday before Halloween, mum did buy a pack of da Milky Bar buttons (fun-size) a pack of da Cadbuwy's buttons (fun-size) and a pack of da Hawibos (fun-size). Now, before we goes any further, I mus' explain da when dey calls dem "fun-size", dis does mean "TINY-SMALL SIZE" - which is not as fun as yous might imagine....
So, mudda 'as all dese liddle bags of chocs and sweets and dey is all in da big bowl togedda, jus' waitin' for da twick or tweaters...cept mudda does know dey is all dere, waitin'...jus' waitin' to be ate....
So, to cut da long stowy short, dere was lots of bags of Hawibos for da twicky tweaters (mudda not eat fings wid gelatine in dem)...but not many bags of buttons....milky or udderwise....
Did I say not many? Sorry, I meant none.
So, da twicky tweaters had Hawibos, mum had buttons, dad had a nap and I had some of all da above.
It was a bewy nice Halloween.
The end.
