Dis is me second blog, jus' to let you knows what's 'appening wid me life and me world and ob course, how it smells....
Yesterday was quite de emotional day for me poor old mudda....her wellybobs, what she has had for 11 years and did paint wid flowers and pwetty fings, did spwing a leak....and dey did hab to go.
We did hold a metaphowical funeral for dem, at da Blackpool Pier (Mudda has asked dat should she die unexpectedly, no one does wead dis and hinterpret it as nice way to send 'er off....she says iffen she's goin' off a Pier, she wants it to be somewhere widdout a Pleasure Beach please)....at da funewal, we did all bow our heads and light candles (except for Bessie, who did light a sparkler, which I will admit is quite avant garde for da funewal)....and we did all sing a pwayer to see dem safely on dere way.....ifffen you would like to bow yous heads now and join me in song....
Amazing wellybobs
How sweet the boots
That saved a Beagle like me
They once got lost, but then got found
Was dirty but now they're clean
'Twas wellybobs that taught my heart to fear
And wellybobs my fears relieved
How precious did that wellybobs appear
The hour I first believed
My wellybobs are gone
They've been set free
I fank yous.
And now, for da final part of me blog, I would like to weport on a little pwoblem I is habin'....I CAN'T FIND ME BLOG!!!!! I KNOW IT'S WOUND 'ERE SOMEWHERE!!! What I means is, I go to the googles, I sign meself in...but den I'm not sure how to find me world....so da honly way I can find it is iffen I click off da posted link on Facemuck!!!!
Mum 'as twied to look for it too but she's blimmin' useless....I fink I might send 'er down da polytechnic for some 'pooter lessons...but in da meanwhile, WHERE'S DA BLINKIN' BLOG GONE!?!?! Answers on a postcard please......
And in case you wonderin', Blackpool did smell of candyfluff, Bessie did smell of mushy peas, da wellybobs did smell of feet and mud and da polytechnic does smell of Clearasil, chip cobs and teen-odour (not to be confused wid teen-spirit).....and I dunno what me blog smells like, iffen I eber finds it, I'll let yous know!!!!
